So I Saw Avatar
In 3D, It looked glorious, although as has been mentioned the plot was about as thin as an anorexic who has been run over by a steam roller. Still, I give thanks to the dedicated computer wizards who managed to do such a splendid job.
Two grumbles. Firstly, with movie 3D, there is one focal point, and everything else is relative to this (Either forground or background). If you focus on something other than the designated focal point, it can mess with your head. However, this is inescapable at the moment.
Second. Unobtanium. Seriously. WTF.
I dunno, maybe I am being uncharitable, but i imagine this movie is only good for a couple viewings until the copious amounts of cheese kill you. Unlike Zombieland, which is an awesome movie.
I give Avatar a 7 out of 10. 8 for being gobsmackingly beautiful to look at, and -1 for not having zombies.
berga, out...
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January 11th, 2010 - 12:40
Actually, come to think of it, that would have probably made all of Avatar forgivable. Imagine, the the planet consciousness start resurrecting the Na’vi, so they just won’t die. And everytime they go down, with like, limbs blown off or something, friggin plants start adding to them, so they’re like, zombie/plant monsters… same thing with all the wildlife.
If that had been the case, I would have been like, who cares about all the pocahontas crap? This is figgin AWESOME.
January 11th, 2010 - 14:15
OHMYGAWD! This is GENIOUS!
well you alreaddy proved that in the Comics, but…but… WHOA!
January 11th, 2010 - 17:22
Hahaha, Yes. That would totally make it worthwhile. You could have these Na’vi/winged flying thing hybrids. Epic