Wilson.

Seriously, I’m not joking. I love that little guy HE should have been the spotlight of the whole movie Cast Away. But this Article has nothing to do with The movie Cast Away, no that’s for another time. It’s about how much I find watching Sport it’s a big snore bore, and well, evil.

He just kicked that Ball!:
With the world cup this past week or so Ive been questioning what all the fuss about this whole sports thing is about. So I traveled to an unknown far away place and meditated with the natives there. But that didn’t help so I asked a couple friends what they thought about “soccer” or for you “foreigners” football. I’m not going to bore you with the responses because my mind was made up. So, bear with me here Soccer is fun to watch because every couple of times there’s always a groin shot I could bury you with pictures of someone getting kicked in the nuggets but that would be cruel…

I’m not f*cking rich:
Tickets to big games are expensive. Very , very, very Expensive I’m not going to pay big money so that I can sit in the hot son watching a game with a score of 0-0. I rather gag on my own shirt. I myself would rather spent that money on stuff I need. Like, oh I don’t know, a Bazooka so that I can blast the crap out of those damn stadiums. You might think of me as just grumpy and non-athletic to a point where I despise sports of all kinds. Well you’re only half true; I am grumpy.

Does anybody even watch woman’s basketball?:
This isn’t a joke I’m serious, I tell you the facts. Men don’t watch it because, well the women playing aren’t exactly cheerleaders. They’re really tall and very skinny and unfortunately not very attractive to many men. Does this mean they’re doomed to a life of no one caring? No plenty of people probably watch it. Just not a very large amount.

Those assholes don’t have a real job:
While you’re watching sports you might think something like “man, I’m here busting my ass just to pay the rent and all they do is kick a ball around” But wait Mello, they go through extensive training to kick a ball around, Maybe so but I’m going through extensive starving Training so shut up!

Next time I weigh the pros and cons of e3!