Okay, so, just a bit of site news first: I finally got the keyboard navigation working on the site. Wasn’t that hard, I just kept forgetting to do it. So, now you can navigate the comic with the left and right arrows on your keyboard, as well as shift clicking left or right to get to the first comic or the last comic, respectively.

Next up, there was this study done about slowing down the obesity epidemic in America. What was their solution? Subsidize starvation. I shit you not.

…Okay,… so what they were really saying is that by making junk food more expensive, less people will buy it, so therefore, it must be helping them to make healthy food choices!! Yay!! Well, no. The entire study was this giant, epic fail, a full hellameter across. First off, their sampling was women only. Yes, women only. So, even if their findings weren’t bubkis, it would only apply to women. Sorry guys, but having a test group of only one distinction is FAIL. Second, there wasn’t a control group. Third, everybody was given about 20.00 to feed each member of their family for a week. When junk food prices went up, the number of calories in their selections went down… but, would they have been able to feed the family for the week?

Basically, it comes down to this: Make the food more expensive, and yes, people will consume less. Duh. The problem isn’t how much people are consuming, it’s what, and honestly here’s the shitty truth:
1. Until carrots start tasting like doritos, people are going to buy the doritos.
2. A large part of the incentive of junk food is that it’s cheaper than “real food”.
3. Making junk food more expensive just means people will have less ways to actually stretch their money.
4. That means you’re encouraging poor people to starve, unless you find a way to make the healthy food as cheap as the junk food used to be. You can’t remove the cheap options without basically giving 70% of the country the finger.
5. The other big part of junk food’s hold on the country is time. It’s convenient and quick.
6. I dunno about you, but I really don’t have an extra 4-5 hours a day to dedicate to cleaning, preparing, and cooking food, and then cleaning dishes.
7. The time argument can be fixed though, as long as we can get a bill passed that says that all women must be housewives, like it was in the 30′s before all the junk food.
8. Oh wait, that’s right. That’s WHY junk food was made. Go figure.

University at Buffalo, I am disappointed in you.

Okay, well, not really. Didn’t really have many high expectations anyways…

And last, in this giant spew off the top of my head: Adelaide huh…? Hey Berga, by any chance, you figure you’re related…?